The Art of Mosquito Killing

As the raining season came back for this few months, I somehow realise that our good friends, The Mosquitoes are back and they will not leave till they get their share. Usually we will look for alternatives to get rid of our good friends using :

• Shieldtox (currently ranked no.1 as mosquito spray)
• Mosquito Coil (so called useful but the smells sucks)
• Aroma Therapy (I think it works la but expensive, might as well get shieltox)
• Electric Badminton Racquet look alike thingy (quite useful if you know how to use)

And so with such equipments, I came up with a few techniques of killing mosquitoes and somehow find it quite useful and painless (for us la not the mosquitoes). But my main purpose is to inflict pain on mosquitoes so that they wont reincarnate as mosquitoes again. *ngek ngek ngek*

1. The First technique is Racquet Style which consists of only 3 moves which is Charge, Swing and Press. Charge, obviously you have to charge the battery before u use it right? Swing, in order to catch those pest in between the holes of the electric racquet thingy you need to swing at the right angle and power. And lastly, to PRESS and this is the most important step in the Racquet Style where the remains of the mozzi will end up in ashes accompanied by the zapping sound.
   
2. Next is Bottle Style but this is the easiest of all, all newbies can perform this style which consists of only 1 move which is Spray. Spray, by spraying from the right angle and the correct amount, mozzis can be killed instantly and most of the time you can kill a few at a same time. But we don go for such easy technique which does not test our skills at all.
   

• Last but not least, the most powderful technique in history *drum rolls* The Flying Buddha Palm Style. This style is the hardest of all techniques which requires accuracy, strengh, agility, and the power of will. You have to hit the mozzis with your bare hands even if it is filled with bloods but you shall not fear as this is the time to pay back. First, you need to hit the target but make sure it is still alive and its still lives within your palm. (altho its a bit hard but it is the most powderful technique of all times mar so bare with it coz practice makes perfect) For your information, mozzi does crawls on their tiny feets so plug their wings off but do it gently as we don wanna kill them. Then you will see them crawling around but don stop just yet, plug the stinger and you will see it nodding it's head as if it is begging for mercy. Then your work is done as our motive in this Flying Buddha Palm style does not encourage killing so you can leave it to its final moments by leaving it to those cicaks.
  

And so this is the 3 styles of mosquito killing, the hardest thing to do is actually keep it alive as you remove the stinger and the wings. Good luck in your training to be one of the best mosquito killers of all time. *bows*